This here....is awesome. Screw the season that (erroneously) celebrates the birth of jebus. HEY CHRISTIANS WAY TO CO OPT A PAGAN HOLIDAY IN ORDER TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO GOING ALONG WITH YOUR THEOCRATIC TAKEOVER GOOD JOB. Because Jebus was born in spring, thanks. Even December in Bethlehem was cold, and nobody was out tending their fucking flocks then, and honestly what the hell does this goddamned holiday have a fucking thing to do with presents?!?

This ham-ham totally agrees with me.Ok and this guy really hates False Zombie Jebus Birthday: