(this is where I live now....No, not joking...up in the upper left corner of the lake....way upper...kind of obscured by a hill....Oh well. Pretty, eh?)

The sun is shining, I am full of avocados and beer, and in one week....! YES! The trophy wife (who is a male-type-human) will be here. Imagine my fucking excitement!
....that sounded sarcastic, but it ain't.......
Hell yes.
So very, very stoked.

That is all.


(******EDIT/Post-Script********
Delay imagining my "fucking excitement" {yikes, that sounds awful...pheh}, trophy ho has been delayed. Que sera.....sera....Still excited. Just not "fucking" excited.)