This makes the third blog I've had in my relatively short time on earth... others may be perused at www.blog.myspace.com/witchbabywiggbat and www.livejournal.com/users/divine_doom
Goddamnit, I really need to get a life.
But I suppose that'd take effort, and I'm all about avoiding excess effort. Ok, not really, but it sounded appropriately Slaker-ific and dissaffected, right? I mean, I'm 21, I've got to keep some sort of hipster credibility.
...as long as I don't have to listen to Emo music and have revolting two-tone, badly chopped hair, that is.
I'm not sure what to write for the time being, usually I whine about whomever I'm dating and subsequently piss them off or drive them into neurotic states (which is kinda funny, I must admit), or ramble about corpses in my crawlspace/beer/the idiocy of people/art/architecture/trigonometry/Beck Hansen.
Like I always say...I'm amusing, if not crunchy and fattening.
Wait...
..No.
Not fattening.
Just crunchy.
More will follow, I promise. Or threaten? Whichever makes you happy, ladies and gentlemen. It only gets better.